Payne's Question

[Sandy]

Payne please post your question/statement here.

Cody + Andi please reply with your answers here as well.

[Paayne]

Holleratcha boi!

I really don't have anything about the game to ask. I haven't followed it that intensely and I only knew about jury questions because of Wonder Bitch and I really have no desire to read up on the game. Congrats to the both of you in playing the game. I laugh in the faces of those people who let you get this far. Anyone remember me saying that Andii and Cody will be in the final two if we don't do anything about that? Oh silly rabbits, playing stupid is for Taylor!

Okay, well, I would like both of you to compose a 50 line poem about Bridget and I. The guidelines are:

- A rhyme scheme of A,B,A,B
- At least three reasons on why Bridget and I are extremely cool people
- A reference to "although I do love babies"
- Include "Wonder Bitch" and "Superfly" in the poem
- Compare Jia to having the identity of a famous person
- Talk about how Donna and Tom rule us all

And for bonus points, you can try to guess your nickname that I had for you. If you do, then you'll probably get my vote. Failure to compose the poem means that you lose my vote.

Have fun!

[Briidget]

Ha! Loove this like babies <33

[Torah]

wtf Payne, what about me? :/
like goddd, i thought we had something goin' on haha
I saw a photo of you in your school uniform
all I can say is YUM-EEE.

[Paayne]

Torah, I was saving our engagement until the reunion!
And where did you see me in my uniform? Haha *makes sure you're not in my bushes*

[Torah]

I am not in your bushes, but whose to say you not in mine?
no no everyone G rated
okay propose to me at the reunion
we will steal andi and cody's thunder of being the new Romber
we are OZMANDA

[Lorii]

Can this poem include excessive iiiiiiiii's for me?

[andii]

Wow, this really makes me laugh Payne. Do you think I have time to do your question? Oh, but I did think it was funny Torah tried to out do your question. So just to humor you I’m going to make a poem. Shit, I hate English the way it is, Id probably rather commit suicide.

So, basically I followed the guidelines and I just thought this would be fun to do. (: If you love it great, if you hate it that is fine too. I know it doesnt make sense, but I suck at rhyming.


Bridget and Payne,
Wonderbitch and Superfly,
I doubt there even sane
Maybe they should die. (:

Payne with his massive hawk
Bridget with her babies
Together talking shit about you, what the fock,
I kind of hope, they both get scabies.

Payne does all the talking,
Bridget does the slut work,
They both did the blocking,
What freaking dorks.

I say Tom for President
Donna as his queen
He’ll make all the evil people pay rent
And Donna is kicking ass and being mean

Bridget and her lizard stick
Always getting drunk
Payne talking about Ashley’s dick
Everyone is going crazy in iSurvivor with the funk

Jia looks like Hallie Berry
Andii wants to be a lioness
Joel is kind of harry
But all in all, this is not a diss

Bridget says “Although I do love babies”
Payne says “RAWRRR”
Do you like this poem, Maybies?
Ohyah, Payne your mom says “Go get gas in the carrrrr.”

Bridget needs to cover her tits
Sandy takes chatbox away for third time
But Bridget doesn’t have to cover her clit
Payne’s a dime

Tom yells at Donna “Get me a beer!”
She runs to the kitchen
And Donna yells “STFU Queer!”
Tom wonders why she is so bitchin.

Enough about Donna and Tom,
Back to the real villains, Payne and Bridget,
Oh look over there, Hi Mom
Your mom is midget

Awe, look at Bridget’s signature,
It is of course, the famous Hope,
Isn’t she adorable, sir?
We all know Hope is so dope

After all, Superfly is still da bomb
And Wonderbitch is the best
Payne still wants his dad to be Tom
And Bridget will put him to the test

Finally I’m at the end of this,
So I’m going to end this by blowing a kiss.

[Briidget]

Yay for poems <3

[Cody]

Ok here is my attempt at a poem LOL. Enjoy.

Andi’s rhyme had the beat
But her words were a mess
She’s bad can’t take the heat
She’s no Dickinson I guess

She talked about Donna and Tom
Compared Jia to a really big star
But she barely mentioned Bridget and Payne they’re the bomb
Never once said how cool they really are

Bridget rock and rolled the entire game
Winning challenges and casting vote after vote
She made a quick rise to fame
Her unrivaled beauty of which she would never gloat

Then she met Payne
A cool guy indeed
There love would never end, would never wane
No one else the would ever need

But on the shores of Ireland there was another love
Donna and Tom rulers of all
There power came from the heavens above
The wanted to see the love of Wonder Bitch and Super Fly fall

But to save them came a true champion of good
To Angelina Jolie she was compared by some
She promised to rid them of Donna and Tom if she could
As promised she did both for she was not dumb

For then came a cry from Bridget, “We need a slogan”
“Something catchy that will be a big hit!”
Like "What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania destroys you?!" From Hulk Hogan
How about, “although I do love babies. Yes that seems fit!

People sang of this line from that day on
They sang it here and they sang it there
They sang it when they were present and when they were gone
I think Payne even got it shaved into his hair.

But there were always lies about another girl
She had the blondest hair and the cutest eyes
So beautiful in fact she would make you want to hurl
But it was Payne she wanted no other guys.

Bridget of course was more than just mad
She threatened to kill Payne if he left her side
There loved seemed ruined it was all so sad
But he promised his love that it was with her he would always confide

But the rumors spread and spread like fire
Would Payne have made such a terrible blunder
Would he have honestly been a such a liar
In the end it proved true, Payne was with the girl from Down Under

Bridget cried and she cried
Some wondered if Payne had really goofed
Others wondered if Bridget had rather died
In then end it was ok, Payne was just joking he had just spoofed

The two lived forever in their town on the hill
On the shores of Ireland, remain they will

[Briidget]

omg yay for another poem! <3

[Torah]

I love it how Andi tries to presume I copied others questions; makes me want to bash her head in even more.
dumb slut.

[MATTHEW]

Jul 6, 2008 22:44:46 GMT -5 Torah said:

I love it how Andi tries to presume I copied others questions; makes me want to bash her head in even more.
dumb slut.

TORAH VIOLENCE IS NOT FLATTERING =]

[Piper]

I can "spit" Rhymes better then you guys its just that I don't like to type as much as Andii.

[Briidget]

I vote Piper writes us a poem too.