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Post by Sammi on May 16, 2008 22:31:35 GMT -5
Casablanca -Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine
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Post by MATTHEW on May 16, 2008 22:32:39 GMT -5
DAZED AND CONFUSED That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age.
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Post by Sammi on May 16, 2008 22:33:41 GMT -5
Psycho -We all go a little mad sometimes
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Post by Sammi on May 16, 2008 22:34:05 GMT -5
Blades of Glory -Whoever invented rope was a real A-hole
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Post by MATTHEW on May 16, 2008 22:35:33 GMT -5
MEET THE PARENTS I have nipples, $%#^. Could you milk me?
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Post by Sammi on May 16, 2008 22:36:40 GMT -5
The Graduate -Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me
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Post by Sammi on May 16, 2008 22:47:56 GMT -5
Grease -Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:00:00 GMT -5
Clerks II - Person 1: Why haven't you f**ked Myra yet? Person 2: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Person 1: Who the f**k is Pillow Pants? Person 2: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pu**y. Person 1: Pillow Pants is her pu**y troll? Person 2: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pu**y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? Person 1:...Sure. Person 2: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:01:02 GMT -5
Wolf I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant.
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Post by andrew on May 16, 2008 23:03:09 GMT -5
The Green Mile -When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job?
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:04:26 GMT -5
Eragon Beyond these borders are remnants of the resistance. Dwarves, Elves, the Varden. I can't let them have hope. Do not let them reach the Varden.
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:05:25 GMT -5
Toy Story Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
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Post by andrew on May 16, 2008 23:07:44 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz, (no, not Ozzy!) - Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:09:17 GMT -5
Top Gun Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.
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Post by andii on May 16, 2008 23:09:55 GMT -5
Cruel Intentions Don't you get it? You're just a toy. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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