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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:09:06 GMT -5
Terry can die for all I care. But Erik R. and Ian could totally have my babies any time!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:12:03 GMT -5
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:13:24 GMT -5
Watch out Terry, you might go blind from that shit!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:13:58 GMT -5
Because he'll be squirting in his own eye.
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:15:25 GMT -5
Or Aras' eye!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:16:43 GMT -5
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:17:45 GMT -5
That's the worst price I have ever paid. It's most good news that Nick is coming over to cry about the fact that he caught Aras and Terry in bed together, most good news I say.
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:19:44 GMT -5
And it's really too bad Terry spent last week anally raping Erik Reichenbach. Tied up and blindfolded even. I heard he pretty much beat poor little Erik into a bloody pulp with that monster wang of his.
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:22:39 GMT -5
I heard that Aras has the Christy disease now because of what Terry did with both of Aras' ears. I guess Terry thinks it's not cheating on his wife if he does it with a man, in his ears. You're poor yoga man is going to have some nice balance with the rest of his senses now.
Oh, and Rafe would never be in love with Brian C!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:25:20 GMT -5
Oh well, at least if Aras jumps, he makes it to the other side of the bridge, unlike some people *cough*Erik*cough* who like to slam their bodies into the edges of bridges. He probably did that on purpose. He probably remembers what it was like to get beat with Terry's wang. He totally liked it. And missed it. And cried at night while rubbing himself all over Ozzy.
And why would Rafe ever be in love with Brian C? Rafe is a god damn homo bum that lives out of a shopping cart. Brian C went to Columbia. Which TOTALLY explains why he likes hicks from Alabama or Georgia or whereverthefuck.
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:28:10 GMT -5
SPEAKING of Brian C. I heard he finally became a man. You wanna know who turned him into a man, but taking his virginity? Oh...you don't believe that he lost it? Well, he lost it to Zoe Z. Yeah, she was totally hott for him and rubbed her p***y juices all over his wang. And he screamed out to all of the Guatemalan gods to give him the strength to live thought the hott passionate night!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:30:55 GMT -5
Really? Wow, I'm so happy for Brian, what a big grown up man he's become. So I talked to Ian today. Guess what's new with him? No, nothing much really. He still likes to jerk off to Tom Westman wrestling sharks. And then wrestling Terry! Oh yeah and he's still a pussy quitter who can't close the deal. No matter you like him so much! =D
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:32:06 GMT -5
P.S. MY FAVORITES KNOW HOW TO WIN SURVIVOR
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Post by kodiequithawaii on Apr 5, 2008 1:33:42 GMT -5
I'm a quitter just like my fave, thank you very much.
By the way, since Jean-Robert started getting a crush on Todd, he's wanted him so bad. Poor thing just can't get him. See, Todd's with Frosti now. So, JR had to go to Aras to see if he would, but Aras has Nick. Then he went to Brian. Too bad Brian and Zoe have their business. Then, John K, but he was too much of a priss to be with a fat-ass. So, he finally settled with Robb Z. It's just a shame that the whole time Robb was yelling, "two B's Jean, two B's!"
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Apr 5, 2008 1:36:43 GMT -5
Only a person who is blind, deaf, and mute (so Helen Keller) would like John Kenney. The fact that he is Aras's twin is a disgrace to the world.
Kodie, anyone who likes John Kenney is retarded. Wouldn't you agree?
Oh I'm sorry.
Yeah I heard about JR and Robb Z. They're going to name their kid Robbert.
By the way, Rob Mariano is Kodie's favorite Survivor, just in case anyone cares. LOL
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